I know I'm going to get beat up for saying this- but i am SO sick of people saying that the Halloween Movies were the best horror movies of all time. Really? I mean... REALLY?
Somewhere stuffed in between Baby-Sitter shit and Soft-Core-Horror, these movies lacked any kind of actual fear....oooooooo I'm afraid of the man that i let catch up with me when he walks slower than an 80 year old man oooooo.
If those of you just read that and said to yourself, "but that's what makes him so scary!" then you really have to check your reality.
That does not make something scary- it makes you confused into thinking that its scary.
Now Rob Zombies rendition- that's some scary shit.
Little boy (Daeg Faerch) who looks like a living Blond Chucky Doll?
Scary.
Little Boy who moves super quickly to kill his nurse?
Scary.
Little Boy Strong as hell who grows up to be a part time lifer in a mental ward that makes him more crazy?
Scary.
Fat old man walking at a pace of George Burns?
LAME.
Any Questions?
Picture of "Halloween" Courtesy of: www.gonemovies.com
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